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By Man (Fri Jan 06, 2006 at 04:39:01 PM EST) (all tags)
I have discovered a small hole in my wall.

A liberal accusation against Bush inside!



Fortunately, I have enough machines in the den to fend off the cold.

Everything is falling apart. In the last two weeks, the following has happened:

  • My camcorder broke.
  • Linux stopped playing video after a patch.
  • Civ 4 stopped working after a patch.
  • My car inexplicably refused to start.
  • My back started aching for no apparent reason.
  • My Clie battery suddenly stopped holding more than 45 minutes' charge.
  • My DSL service went down for a day for no apparent reason.
  • My wireless stopped working when I bumped the access point.
  • My phone line suddenly developed severe line noise. (Note: this may be related to the DSL issues.)
  • I misplaced my cell phone.
I blame president Bush.

I've got this den closed up to retain warmth. It's starting to smell a bit rank. I really should be working but haven't been able to get to it.

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Not Bush's fault! by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Jan 06, 2006 at 04:46:34 PM EST
Cheney took your cell phone in order to eavesdrop on Christiana Kuala-Lumpur!




Terrorists are known to eat eucalyptus (nt) by DesiredUsername (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Jan 06, 2006 at 05:48:59 PM EST


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Send the package or I'll break more of your shit. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #2 Fri Jan 06, 2006 at 05:08:17 PM EST
I told you I wasn't kidding.

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I don't it was Bush, but rather ... by lm (4.00 / 2) #4 Sat Jan 07, 2006 at 07:04:52 AM EST
... the teeming masses that yearn to stick it to the Man.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic


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